Globe and Mail Project: #63, QUEEN ANNOYS PUTIN

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Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin

is visibly annoyed at Queen Elizabeth II

for her blatant disregard of the laws

of perspective.

Collage #63 of my 90 Days of Collage, and my entry for this week's Illustration Friday topic :Perspective. Mr. Putin seems to be easily annoyed of late.

Collage #63 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #62, Any given day outside 'The Etruscan'

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Any given day outside The Etruscan.

Collage #62 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #61, SPEED SKATING COWS DISQUALIFIED FOR TOO MANY LEGS

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Despite being crowd favorites at the Olympic Oval, speed skating
cows have been disqualified from competition. "It is impossible
to establish a level playing field in this event, since the two
extra legs give the cows a distinct advantage", said one IOC official.
A spokesman from VANOC added that the cow-pies on the ice and the
excessive levels of methane gas in the oval were not in keeping
with the "green" mandate of these games.

Collage #61 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #60, CURLING IN WONDERLAND

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Canadian skip Kevin Martin considers a difficult shot

during the freestyle curling competition at the

Vancouver Olympic Centre.

My son gave me the title for this collage and contributed the flag waving chap in the bowler hat (RBC trademark). Thanks B!

Collage #60 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #59, JOURNALISTS SOLDIER ON DESPITE LACK OF NEWS

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As the worldwide news drought continues, journalists

remain vigilant, reporting on every aspect of the

story. While some fear that there may never be news

again, others are taking a more positive angle, stating

that "no news is good news".

Collage # 59, submitted to Illustration Friday for this weeks topic: propagate.

Collage #59 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #58, CONCENTRATION BEHIND THE BENCH

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Collage #57 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #57

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Meanwhile,

in an undisclosed location not far from town,

the man in the towel talks openly to his lawyer,

unaware he is being observed.

Collage #57 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #56 Stephen Harper's Extreme Makeover (by Acme Image Consulting)

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Then, if I flip this toggle and turn up this dial,
the robot stops playing piano, puts on a sweater-
vest and picks up the kitten.

Collage #56 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #55, UNSEASONAL WEATHER WILL NOT BEAT ATHLETES

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Despite unseasonal weather and less than
ideal skiing conditions, athletes continue

to record peak performances.

Collage #55 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #54 WORST OLYMPICS EVER?

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Adding to Vancouver's Olympic woes, panic stricken athletes,

residents, even wildlife fled the city today, after an

unnamed ice dancer with particularly nasty foot odour

removed her skates after the warm up at the Pacific Coliseum.

Collage #54 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #53, OBAMA'S NEW PET

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President Obama and his new pet owl Barney, are greeted

with mixed reactions from White House staff. While not

an ideal indoor pet and prone to regurgitation, the

President is confident that the nocturnal bird of

prey will rid the White House of vermin.

Collage #52 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #52 SURRENDER YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO MY MINIONS

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Once you have surrendered all your personal information to

my minions, you will be free to leave. When quizzed on your

whereabouts by family and friends, you will only remember

that you have bowled your best game ever.

Having just had my email account hi-jacked, I am feeling a bit vulnerable. While everything seems to be sorted out, I am currently receiving my email at timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Collage #52 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #51, GENTLEMEN SCIENTISTS CONTINUE LUNAR MISSIONS

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Gentlemen scientists celebrated President

Obama's recent decision to end the lunar

space program, effectively putting Moon

missions back in the hands of the

do-it-yourselfer.

The first of these moon voyages, SPAM 1,

will launch from the Antrim Truckstop

parking lot shortly after Bingo on Saturday.

Comprised of a wringer washer, a CCM Targa

and a pot-belly stove, the spacecraft is

powered by BBQ starter fluid and charcoal

briquettes.

Today's collage is dedicated to Fred Morrison (the man in the space helmet), inventor of the Frisbee, who died this week at the age of 90.

Collage #51 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from Saturday's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #50 Cosmic Advice For Those Adrift

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This week's Illustration Friday topic is Adrift.

Collage #50 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Collage: #49, SKATING WITH THE BULLS

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Hoping to expand its fan base and lure more Spaniards to the Olympics,

the IOC will introduce bulls to the sport of ice dancing at

this year's games.

Collage #49 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.
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Globe and Mail Project: #48, SAY IT WITH A FISH

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This February 14th, why not show your

love with a fish?

Collage #48 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

Globe and Mail Project #47, VANCOUVER'S MASS HAND SANITIZATION

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Vancouver's vigilant hand sanitization

campaign nears completion just

three days before the Olympic opening ceremonies.

The final step of the cleanliness crusade

will see all public restrooms locked up

for the duration of the games.

Collage #47 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe.

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Globe and Mail Project: #46, Life: Then and Now

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Collage #46 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #45, FINANCE MINISTER HOSTS G7 IN IQALUIT

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Choosing to ignore evidence of global warming, Finance

Minister Jim Flaherty and Bank of Canada Governor Mark

Carney treated G7 members and journalists to a tour of

Iqualuit and environs.

Collage #44 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from Saturday's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #44, VANCOUVER 2010 GOES HANDS-FREE

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Olympic judges for Vancouver 2010 have been

instructed to pay strict attention to athletes

cellphone habits at this year's games.

Olympians who refuse to use hands-free units

and engage in texting or handheld phone use during

competition risk stiff fines or disqualification

from the games.

Collage #44 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #43, Today's Horoscope

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Collage #43 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #42, FAT CATS MOVE TO WALL ST.

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They've gained our trust, moved into our hearts and homes,

enjoyed free food and kitty treats, even taken over

most of the bed. Now the cats have moved to Wall St. and they

can't wait to get their paws on our money.

Collage #42 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #41, DONUT MINERS LANGUISH IN DARK AGES

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Collage #41 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com

Globe and Mail Project: #40, The Answer

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This week's Illustration Friday topic is focused.

Collage #40 of my Globe and Mail Project: deconstructing Canada's National Newspaper and putting it back together to try and make sense of the world. All images used in this collage were clipped from today's Globe. timhuntottawa@gmail.com